Stan Conley: Why did the woman toss a stick of butter out the 5th story window of the apartment building where she lived after her husband had tossed out an alarm clock from the same window ?Answer: While he was more concerned with seeing time fly, she was fascinated by and loved butterflies. lol
Rosann Mccomb: Two muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to the other "Boy it sure is hot in here." The other muffin replies "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
Jonie Lauria: There are two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?'Haha it's lame I knkw. Sorry for the dad joke ;)
Jannette Kotz: You ask someone..."How does a man with no arms and no legs get across the street?"Then they'll probably say..."I don't know, how?"Then you'll say..."Take the F out of way."Then their response would be..."There is no F in way!"LOL get it? There is no effin' way. Well I thought it was hilarious....Show more
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