Sherri Drakos: second time i saw this riddle so far. stupse
Alexander Villas: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Misty Vagle: ur also not funny blue alien
Brock Hladik: thats well true, you need look outs or your friends will be eating you.
Curt Broadhead: So,...the Police Forensics Teams wont be able to find out about who did the murders!!!!(All them cartoon characters is Criminals!)Cant leave no fingerprints!
Javier Holsonback: you're the basically right! (a side- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes searching on the orange juice can because it reported: "concentration..." Blondie develop into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
Donita Desjardin: so the ink doesn't smear.
Rebeca Mckin: The answer is no.Even harder riddle:why is this the 3rd time i have seen this question in the last 5 minutes?
Brice Greczkowski: kinda get it
R! osalba Lingner: ewwwwwwlol
Lynn Hollars: okay here they go......How do you keep a blonde girl bisy at a two floor mall....Tell her to count the steps in the escalater. How do you keep a blonde girl busy in a circle shaped room......Tell her to sit in the corner.This is all i got i hope i helped. lol
Leif Serabia: so a blonde woman walks in a store and tries to buy a TV she asks "can i buy this TV" Guy at counter, lets call him bobBOB: no i dont sell to dumb blondesso she dyed her hair brunetteblonde girl, lets call her cassieCASSIE: Now, can i buy this tv?BOB: no i dont sell to dumb blondesso cassie dyed her hair blackCassie: now can i buy this TV?Bob: No, i dont sell to dumb blondesNow cassie dyed her hair, purpleshe comes back and askscassie: NOW can i buy this TV? Bob: No i dont sell to dumb blondesso cassie left.ask her why she thinks cassie couldnt buy it?when she gives upheres the answerit was a microwave...Show more
Antone You! la: How do you kill a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff sticke! r at the bottom of the pool.Also, this thing:So one day this random magic mirror appeared, and if you lied in front of it you would dissapear. So, a brunette stood in front of it and said, 'I'm nice.' And she vanished. A redhead stood in front of the mirror and said, 'I'm a virgin.' Again, she vanished. Then a blonde stood in front of the mirror and said, 'I think-' Poof! She was gone....Show more
Emile Okafor: how do you kill a 1 armed blond stuck in a tree?wave :)at a stand up comedy club there was a ventriloquist. so he starts telling blonde jokes and a blond woman stood up and yelled angrily,"hey im blonde and smart that's a stereotype!!!"he was shocked and started to say im sorry ma'am it was a joke"she cut him off in the middle of his sentence and said Shut up im talking to the jerk on ur knee!!:DBlonde Inventions1. The water-proof towel2. Solar powered flashlight3. Submarine screen door4. A book on how to read5. Inflatable dart board6. A dictionary index7. Ejec! tor seat in a helicopter8. Powdered water9. Pedal-powered wheel chair10. Water-proof tea bag A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist. A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."...Show more
Julee Lanham: pressure. idk.
Clifford Gombos: dexters mom wore yellow gloves. by the way u are not funny. u r pathetic. miserable.
Hermina Ketring: why does everyone post this riddle?!jeeeessss!the answer in NO!
Claire Billegas: you idiot!!!
Arnette Dominici:! wow. ive never realized that before.....
Charlotte Bryar: Eh. I'! ll be the one eating.
Phillip Modafferi: i like to make my cuzin laugh with these jokes even tho she is blonde! she love this stuff so can u give me some(appropriaate of course).!pleasee!
Cyndy Grimes: How do you drown a blond? glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool! ok and my face one! : a girl drops a apple out of a plane window on the ground a girl was crying so i asked her why she said a apple fell from the sky and killed my puppy later a girl drops a orange from the plane window on the ground a boy was crying so i asked him why he said a orange fell from the sky and killed his kitty then a girl drops a bomb out the plane window on the ground i found a blond laughing her head off i asked what was so funny and she said she farted and the house behind her blew up XD...Show more
Melvin Nakama: Thats disgusting!!!......i'll have to write it down (i have a horrible memory) hahaha
Manie Labat: nope
Elva Batie: There's many answersWordspressureti! meThat is the few I know of...Show more
Woodrow Neyman: no i can'tcan you?
Wilburn Denice: not bad. but not all that great either. maybe get a chuckle out of it
Rodrigo Pezley: There is no definite answer.Some people say time.Others say pressure.Some people say the answer is no. because most Harvard students would be analyzing it and a child would just say no when asked "can you guess the riddle" because they are unable to guess it.And others would even go to say yes.because people who say "stop thinking so literal" dont get the point that a riddle is meant to be easier then you would first think. The real question in the riddle is "can u guess the riddle?" It isn't no because technically u can guess the riddle, be it right or wrong. I say the answer is yes. You can answer the riddle, though you may not be right, but the fact still stands.don't stress, it's just a riddle. hah :)good luck, and happy early thanksgiving!...Show more
Inell Riesgo: how co! me porky pig doesn't wear any pants neither does donald duck
Seas! on Confalone: kinda funny
Virgil Loatman: No I cannot guess the riddle.
Olin Hallin: y is every1 askin this 4 the last time the answer IS TIMETIME NOT "NO"TIMETIMETIMETIME...Show more
Lavelle Viveiros: A blonde is trying to do a really hard jigsaw puzzle. She can't figure it out, so she called her friend.BLONDE: I need help with this really hard jigsaw puzzle!FRIEND: What the picture?BLONDE: It's a tiger. Can you come over and help me?FRIEND: Sure, be over in a second.The friend comes over and the blonde shows him the puzzle.FRIEND: This isn't a jigsaw puzzle. It's a box of frosted flakes!____________________A blonde gets on a plane going to Jamaica. Her ticket is for coach but she sits in first class. A woman comes up and tells the blonde that she is sitting in her seat.WOMAN: Can you please move? Your ticket is for coach.BLONDE: No. I'm a blonde, I'm smart, and I'm going to Jamaica.The blonde does not show any sign of leaving her seat.The woman g! oes to get the flight attendant, who asks the blonde to let her see her ticket.FA: I'm sorry Ms., but your ticket is for coach. I'm going to have to ask you to move.BLONDE: I'm a blonde, I'm smart and I'm going to Jamaica.The blonde doesn't move.The flight attendant gets a second flight attendant.FA2: Miss, you need to leave this seat and go find your correct one.BLONDE: I'm a blonde, I'm smart and I'm going to Jamaica.She doesn't move. Finally, they get the pilot.The pilot goes over to the blonde and whispers something into her ear. Immediatly, she gets up and goes to find her correct seat.Later on the flight, one of the attendants asks the pilot what he said to the blonde.PILOT: I told her that this half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica!...Show more
Kim Gerbino: OKay. Change of answer. The answer is 'Time'The answer is'Time'The time has come,winter is hereand those yellow bears disapear.(...I turn polar bears white )The time has pastas man looks back with! a sighand a tear in his eye.(...and I will make you cry.)As time is he! ldboys cross their legsbut of course the toilet begs(...I make guys have to pee)As time marches onGirls loose their blushand swap a comb for their brush(...and girls comb their hair.)As time passesFor those held hightheir end is nigh(...I make celebrities look stupid )As time catches upEveryone is equalwhen we get to the final sequal(...and normal people look like celebrities.)As time turnsWithout it we have flour and waterWith it we have breakfast for my daughter(...I turn pancakes brown )As time revolvesHow does one turn water and wineinto something so fine)...and make your champane bubble.)As time runs outThe more in a minute you try and squeezethe less you can do with ease.(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )As time ticksAll the time that has pastman cannot comprehand something so vast.(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )Time is the answer...Show more
Maurice Breuning: "Har! HAr! HAR!!!":D
Pearlie Medora: answer is no
Bell Pasco: What if Michael Jackson w! ere a cartoon character? He'd be wearing only one white glove!
Ronny Dorge: So the TNT sticks of dynomite they all carry around wont leave prints....just like the guns they use.Now why cant they wear some clothes?
Donella Vasta: pressureand now, for an explanation. - polar bears are white because the atmospheric pressure where they live is so high, it slows down their melanin production. (googled it)- peer pressure can make you cry-pressure on your bladder, will make a guy have to pee. - girls comb their hair, besides because of a general acceptance of basic personal hygeine needs, because of the pressure from everyone to look good at all times. - pressure also makes celebrities look stupid, the stalkerazzi chasing them not making so great decisions- pressure from society - also makes normal people work to look like celebrities. - pancakes turn brown because they're cooking. you cook pancakes with heat. and heat, is generated by pressure.- and champagne bubbles?! i think you're getting the idea..- okay so blow up a balloon. then squ! eeze it. hard. pressure=pop! - the only think i can think of is that if you face pressure on a day to day basis, sooner or later you're gonna explode. maybe not like the balloon, but you get the idea.(if you search the riddles, you could of gotten the answer from someone else who asked the question)i've answered this about 4 times already. dunno if its entirely right though....Show more
Sammy Hatzenbihler: oh my lol. i have a joke oh maybe i shouldnt say it.
Derrick Cacioppo: iM GIVING U STAR GIve this best answer and ill give u a star
Eva Lichlyter: lol i can relate to the humor
Kandi Lough: hilarious
Eli Trapeni: No is the answer. It's asking "can you guess the riddle." 97% of Harvard graduates can't figure it out because they put to much thought into it thinking there has to be an answer. 84% of kindergarten students can figure it out because they don't spend too much time thinking about it. They just say no. Do you get it now?...Show more
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